cacen:

symmetra:

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

Originally posted by stephanie-beatriz

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victorian-sexstache:

madman-in-a-box-at-221b:

angie-the-hobbit:

In fics involving one person doing CPR on the other, there are two kinds of ships:

The “You have to wake up! Please! Don’t leave me! I need you! I-I love you.”

And the “Breathe you piece of shit! You still owe me ten dollars!”

Hear me out, what if it’s both because it’s an OT3?

Spock: *passed out*

Jim: *a sobbing wreck* Please sweetheart, you can’t leave me. I need you!

Bones: *furiously pounding on Spock’s chest* Yeah, and I need my ten credits, so wake up, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!

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queengaia:

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rasticore:

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kevin-for-what-ails-ya:

extrafabulouscomics:

This is how one constructs a joke.

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athenagirlwarrior:

fyru-hawk:

iskinaary:

spider noir: i punch nazis for fun

me and every other jew in the theater:

me, who’s not a jew

Literally any reasonable person:

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