angie-the-hobbit

In fics involving one person doing CPR on the other, there are two kinds of ships:

The “You have to wake up! Please! Don’t leave me! I need you! I-I love you.”

And the “Breathe you piece of shit! You still owe me ten dollars!”

madman-in-a-box-at-221b

Hear me out, what if it’s both because it’s an OT3?

victorian-sexstache

Spock: *passed out*

Jim: *a sobbing wreck* Please sweetheart, you can’t leave me. I need you!

Bones: *furiously pounding on Spock’s chest* Yeah, and I need my ten credits, so wake up, you pointy-eared hobgoblin!